Popular novelist Robert Harris, creator of such counterfactual bestsellers as ‘Fatherland’, which imagines the world after a Nazi victory, has utilized the identical methodology to final yr’s EU referendum. In this model of actuality, Remainers awakened on 24th June to information of a 52-48 vote of their favour and posted on social media that they […]
The United Nations have announced the appointment of Jeremy Kyle to take up the newly created position of President of the Resolution of International Conflicts (PRIC). The move, sponsored by FoxyBingo.com, sees the smug presenter build on the success of his ITV show, and may also help bring a whole new ‘daytime’ audience to the […]
Late-night speak reveals have loads in frequent with one another, together with white male hosts, scripted political jokes, and “racially diverse” bands.
In “Every Late Night Talk Show Ever,” comedy channel Smosh places a highlight on the late-night speak present style’s system and mocks it mercilessly. Say good day to Jimmy Whiteguy.
The government is to introduce self-policing for UK law breakers. Unveiling the radical new scheme, government spokesman, Maria Miller, explained; ‘The old saying is ‘it takes a thief to catch a thief’ and this measure is simply an extension of how Parliament itself works. That system has met with such universal approval from the British […]
Documents launched underneath the one thousand 12 months rule have revealed that the referendum carried out by Britons in 1016 now present the King, King Ethelred, was really extraordinarily prepared, regardless of the eventual vote ending up cut up 52% to 48% to the alternative. It is believed there was a number of misrepresentation of […]
The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers. With the chances of being bitten by a radioactive spider lower than ever and lab accidents involving secret research less likely than a lottery win, the opportunity to […]
Police looking into the hole in the wall at Hatton Garden after a vault heist confirmed that their response is entirely in line with current policy to downgrade minor crimes such as domestic burglary. A police spokesman defended the decision not to inform the vault owner nor investigate the alarm while the robbery was in […]
Surrey engineer Henry Ebdon has put his resolution to vote for Brexit all the way down to a Facebook publish titled ‘Angry cat beats up owner’, through which tabby Morpheus viciously assaults his feminine proprietor regardless of her frantic makes an attempt to calm him. The publish has been ‘liked’ over 200,000 instances. ‘I didn’t […]
Following a succession of docs’ strikes and the specter of extra, sufferers’ persistence is turning into exhausted and a backlash has begun. The beforehand little-known Patients’ Union is threatening to flex its muscle groups, with plans for numerous types of industrial motion. ‘Two can play at that game,’ stated ward steward Florence Dayton. ‘We’ll begin […]
As the UK commemorated 365 days till the top of its membership of the EU, the DVLA introduced plans to unveil commemorative street signage for use on all roundabouts, motorways, roads, slipways and rural paths sooner or later earlier than March 2019, all being nicely and topic to settlement with the opposite 27 member states. […]